I am the very model of the modern major General:
I've information veg-e-table, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England and I quote fights historical,
from Marathon to Waterloo in order catagorical


umm... yeah... scary i can still remember that. Marcus from Babylon-5 was singing it once so i had to go look it up and my friends and I all had the first few verses memorized. Crazy, ne?