Wait, you said dishwasher but I thought it was your washing machine, and you say you can't do laundry... which is it?

You shouldn't feel obligated to celebrate V-Day, or even to worry about it. I wouldn't.

I thought Josh was going to perform in Fiddler on the Roof? Or was it another musical?

Those of us making the big money don't get refunds, we're in a higher tax bracket.