Dude. Universal chaos already is. Otherwise, good try - but you have too many elements present, they'll cancel each other out. Get rid of the bunny and see what happens. If it doesn't, try a duck with a lisp. If it does, consider trying a duck with a lisp. If at all possible, involve a wombat. Wombats are silly, and even if things go Horribly Wrong, you can still laugh at the wombat.