Today's Amusement

[hkellick]

So today, I just started a case in St. Louis County, Missouri.

On the Meramec River.

Now my question is.. my question is..
Is Meramec's"Mouth"er (the Mouth of Meramac, in Missouri) trying to get Meramec to carry me?
That is.. is Meramec's "Mouth"er making the Meramec carry me.
Or am I up another creek without a paddle ;)

Comments

[kolys.livejournal.com]

*slaps you with a trout*

[lite.livejournal.com]

Bahahahahah! ;D
Would those be the SCALES of Justice?

*runs*

[kolys.livejournal.com]

Oh dear cod.

You know, there's a plaice for puns like that. But I got something that'll change yer tuna - I'm sending Dweezil to Maryland tilapia to death.

*also runs, in the opposite direction*

[lite.livejournal.com]

Yes, there's a plaice and a time. Salmon chanted evening down in cowtown where sea's all there is to see. Where you have to hell because everyone's hard of herring.
Well, except for the ex-Dolphins. Driving around int heir 76 Barracudas (School. School, yo.) and Stingrays.
But really we should probably stop punning on porpoise. Otherwise someone'll bop us and we'll all have haddocks.

[phoenixsong]

*obligingly bops the both of you*