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"Why didn't you keep your fuckin' mouth closed?"
"I was just saying... she's one fucked up bitch."
Johnny and Billy looked down at the cold dead eyes, the cold dead hungry eyes. Luckily, there was a iron fence between them and the rabbits.
"Bunnies. Fuckin' bunnies, man."
"Told you she was batshit. Fuckin' vampiric bunnies."
"Oh, shut the fuck up already!"
"Told you it was a fuckin' bad idea... trying to sleep with that bitch. Told you there was something wrong with her!"
"Stop being suck a fucking cu... uhm... turn around, Johnny." Billy poked him from behind,
"What? What's up?" Johnny turned around.
Squirrels. Fuckin' vampiric squirrels.
"Jesus fuckin' christ, that girl was batshit." Johnny muttered once more before pulling out his stakes.

[Quiz]: Totally True!

You Are A Romantic Realist

You are more romantic than 50% of the population. You tend to be grounded when it comes to romance. Sure, you can fall hard... but only for someone you've gotten to know. And once you're in love, you can be a total romantic goofball... But you'd never admit it to your friends!

Are You Romantic or Realistic?