*tongue in cheek*

[hkellick]

And in more recent news, Public Schools all over Georgia have stopped teaching mathematics. Quoth one school superintended "Three is God's number. Since there is only one God, and his number is three, we will only be teaching numbers between 0 and 3. All other numbers are purely theoretical and may have no true basis for existence."

Comments

[kareila]

You must have misquoted him, because everyone knows believing in the existence of the zero is the worst kind of heresy.

[lite.livejournal.com]

Unpossible!
Without 0, how would we know how many heretics SHOULD be left after the next wave of Holy War?

[kareila]

You are attempting to apply logic to the problem instead of faith. Expect to be apprehended by the Inquisition shortly.

[lite.livejournal.com]

Nobody expects the Span-
*suddenly falls off the internet*