*tongue in cheek*

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And in more recent news, Public Schools all over Georgia have stopped teaching mathematics. Quoth one school superintended "Three is God's number. Since there is only one God, and his number is three, we will only be teaching numbers between 0 and 3. All other numbers are purely theoretical and may have no true basis for existence."

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