Randomness

[hkellick]

I have a question!

Professor Trivial, wherever you may be.

If you put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up whilst playing "New York City" on a banjo in the same room as a recently transmogrified and sadly soon to be doomed to a sudden plunge in a random planteoid atmopshere sperm whale who happens to have just eaten a portion of the original Apple Pi (or iPi if you like) and also a 2.5 dimensional bunny rabbit with a penchant for mischief who just happens to be singing the Aria from an alternate dimension's version of "The Janitor of Seville" while doing the electric boogaloo on a 10 foot by 10 foot twister board, can I achieve universal chaos? Or am I missing something?

Thank you,

Your admirer,
Me

Comments

[soreth.livejournal.com]

Dude. Universal chaos already is. Otherwise, good try - but you have too many elements present, they'll cancel each other out. Get rid of the bunny and see what happens. If it doesn't, try a duck with a lisp. If it does, consider trying a duck with a lisp. If at all possible, involve a wombat. Wombats are silly, and even if things go Horribly Wrong, you can still laugh at the wombat.

All I have to say is...

[sisterred.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it will be friends with me

Re: All I have to say is...

[lite.livejournal.com]

This is doubtful.
Sadly, the professor was corrupted by the darkside (or at least, the EnigmaSide) sometime back and seems intent on destroying the world.
Feel free to see the logs of Professor (and Professorette!) Trivial at www.chaoticmux.org for proof of his evil.