Yo Ho. Yo Ho. The Pirate's Life For Me

LITEThePixie: What do you mean you don't wanna join a pirate crew? Why the heck not?!?! :)
SamMulder78: 'cause I don' wanna!
LITEThePixie: Why nooot? Pirate Crews are fuuuun!
SamMulder78: Umm....'cause I want my own boat? s:)
LITEThePixie: >.> <.< You can not do this to me! I promised I would serve with Captain Trillikun!
SamMulder78: I will kidnap you!
LITEThePixie: I may not permit this injustice.
SamMulder78: You may not? I'm kidnapping you, you don't get a choice in these things!
SamMulder78: *ties you up*
LITEThePixie: XD And have your evil way with me? ;)
SamMulder78: Maaaaaaaaaaybe...
LITEThePixie: but but but but.. I wanted to be on the ship so I could start a mutiny and take over and toss her on an island somewhere and get into REAL trouble with cursed Aztec Gold!
SamMulder78: ...
SamMulder78: But that means you'll die! I can't allow that!
LITEThePixie: Not really. I can not die! It is cursed gold.
SamMulder78: But that means Trillikun will come back in 10 years and kill you by breaking the curse!
LITEThePixie: ... hmm... Not if I strand her on an island with naught but SEA TURTLES!
LITEThePixie: And definately absolutely positively NO RUM
SamMulder78: It will not work. I will kidnap you and keep you for my very own mine instead!
LITEThePixie: But I WANNA Take over The Bas Peeeearrrll
SamMulder78: (black)
LITEThePixie: Not if it's trilli's ship ;) Trust me :)
SamMulder78: K s:)
LITEThePixie: *quotes this for LJ. He's giggling rather hard*