Tweets for Today

• 08:02 Oo.. you feel dat? Dat's the SMACKDOWN you got! SMACK! DOWN! .. now stop wasting my time and do that right, K? K? K! #
• 10:37 If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening and supper time.. until my neighbors complained to the cops. :/ #
• 13:04 I am feeling almost graceful today. It's a decidedly odd feeling. 8o ;) #
• 13:05 Another case in Wilson Co., TN? Geez, talk about Urban Sprawl. #
• 16:00 *grumblegrumblegrumble* I know you can do better than this. I know you can. #
• 16:30 Holy ****, where the hell was your QA department? This is an effective study, you nits! These errors, y'all should have caught them! #

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