From the silliness files...

[hkellick]

From a conversation I just had with Srivansa.

Where's John? At the ASFPM... conference?
I keep trying to saying concert and I don't know why, because I don't want to hear engineers singing.
I mean, really, what would we sing about? The stress on a tensor field due to two dimensional gravity flow along a concrete channel?

I've got the stress, baby.
Because this friction's killin' meeeee....

I should not be allowed to breed, man. I scare even me, sometimes!

Edit: If you don't get it, it's really bad geek humor and probably not even exactly correct (Friction is a force, of sorts, and would, therefore, cause stress... but one typically discusses stress based on a force applied upon an object, not a counterforce...
Anyways.....
.... I couldn't think of anything else to fit in a crappy blues song ;)

... Man.. geeks should not be allowed to have senses of humor. THIS is what happens. THIS HERE.

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