The color of infinity inside an empty glass

My husband, Bryan, & I decided during my 8th month of pregnancy that the next person who said "Oh, just wait until [fill in the blank]" regarding the difficulty of child-rearing was going to get a brick to the forehead & I was going to claim Pregnant Lady Privilege. Seriously--it's like people think you don't know how hard it's going to be. Like you think raising kids is going to be a piece of cake & babies always do whatever you tell them to & unicorns & fairies appear to help you if you get a little snowed-under. *kicks people in general*