*stabstabstabstab*

I'm listening to Theme to "Haunted Dancefloor of Death" again. Over and over. I love all my songs but I feel like Dancefloor is one of my all time bests. I mean.. it really sounds, to me, like the theme to some terrible slasher movie.
I think I'd like to make that movie, Theme to "Haunted Dancefloor of Death". I could provide all the music, of course. All I need is a crew willing to help me make what would probably be the all time worst slasher movie of all time.
I can see it now, the plot (or lack thereof). It starts in the middle of a discoteche. The lights go out, a stab, a scream.. thus starts the movie. It would be the worst part of all the terrible slasher movies ever. It would be so hokey it would be funny.
Hmmm... any of y'all in InternetLand want to help me see this vision come true? Even if it never made it to the big screen, it would be a wickedly funny home video to show your kids and say "look how demented your daddy/mommy" is.
I can see a more than passing similarity to Phantom of the Opera in this too.. like.. Phantom of the Dancefloor but alot more deaths and alot less singing.
But there'd be my music, of course.
I like the idea =D.