Today's post from the archives

When I'm not busy writing screwed up poetry, I do the occasional parody or comedy-like sketch.
This one is an OOOLD one.. back from my days posting in usenet (alt.1d if you recall, kareila.

It's a tad on the silly side.

I present to you..
Babbling 5
(Scene changes)
You all look around to find yourselves in a strange vessel.
Suddenly a name flashes in front of you

Babbling 5
(You are suddenly in the middle of a council session in Babbling 5, the
new space station)

Human: Order! Order!
Gorn: Ham and Cheese on rye, please
Klingon next to Gorn THUNK!s Gorn
Gorn: Ow! Why'd you do THAT?
Klingon: Because I had to.
Human: I WANT ORDER!
(All other 4 aliens get up, salute and say "YES SIR!" and sit down)
Human: Today's order of business comences. First, the rules.
(Bruce stands up)
Bruce: Rule 1 NO POOFTAHS!
Rule 2 This time I don't want to see anybody NOT breathing
Rule 3 NO POOFTAHS!
Rule 4 No mistreating the minbari...if there's ANYBODY watching.
Rule 5 NO POOFTAHS!
Rule 6 There is NO...Rule 6
Rule 7 NO POFFTAHS!
Human: Right, that ends the reading of the rules. Now to business.
(all 5 aliens get up, put on a business coat and start singing)
"To Business we will go. To Business we will go, Hi ho the Merry-O, To
business will go."
(They take off their coats and sit down)
Human: 1st order of Business IS the disdpute of Gornian teritory with
the Bjorn agaiN Cardassians.
All: *groan* Hiss! Boo!
Cardassian: Yes, we believe that the Ant hole.
Lackey: Worm hole, sir.
Cardassian: Right, worm hole should belong to us.
Humans: Sorry, wrong show. Case dismissed.
Cardassian: Damn! I thought this station didn't look like Deep Space
Nine.
(Cardassian gets up and leaves)
Human: Right 2nd order of business, the Vulcan gentlemen.
Vulcan: Yes, we have the answer to Life, the universe and Everything.
Human: SIT down! We know that already! It's 42! We're looking for the
QUESTION! the QUESTION!
Vulcan: Oh. Sorry.
(sits down)
Human: Right, then..Next order of business. The Mighty Morphin Power
Rangers?
Red Ranger: Yes, we want to sue Voltron for stealing the idea of our
show.
Human: Right, Sit! Sit! Are you sitting comfortably? Good! Voltron came
first, you were still a lousy comic book.
Red Ranger: But..
Human: No buts!
Red Ranger: But...
(Human pushes a button, Red Ranger suddenly dissapears into the floor and
is ejected into space. You see them fly past Barney and the Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles.)
Gorn: Finally, SOMEONE did that!
Klingon: Agreed!
Human just grins.
Human: Right! Next order of business, The Spanish Inquisition.
Gorn: I didn't expect the mpmmph.
(Klingon puts his hand over Gorn)
Klingon: DON'T you dare!
Human: Darn! ANd I tried! Right: That ends today's business, and now to
finish off the meeting.
(The remaining 4 aliens get up and start BABBLING)
All: babblebabblebabblebabblebabble
Human: RIGHT! That ends today's meeting. Thank you gentlemen!

Ngngngn

I *WILL* get AA on Sana Morette Ne Ente. I will.
Just.. not tonite. Tired and my dancing skills are going downhill.
Dammit.. I'm -> <- close too.
Had all Perfects and Greats and *1* good.
Nnngngngngng