This was too funny NOT to post

If I were God over LiveJournal... by shinikami
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Jesus would be	ecwoodburn
The four archangels would be	mythagon
and	zaph
and	kolys
and	blackfelicula
The Blessed Virgin would be	ar_lain
Satan would be	zlana
The antichrist would be	coderlemming
And YOU would be	A saint
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I don't even know where to begin with this.. it's just too funny..

Gah

Could the women of the world PLEASE stop STOP CHOPPING OFF THEIR GUY'S PENISES!. PLEASE!

Sheesh.