My Evil Plan!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a town mascot. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?


Stage Two
Next, you must disintegrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about an end to sanity. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to name you evil man/woman of the year.

What's your Evil Plan?

I see one issue with this plan.
Specifically, if all the world spontaneously combusts, who will name me evil man of the year!
Must reconsider...