Happy Holidays, all!

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CHRISTMAS
KITTY MEDLEY*
*Jingle bells, litter smells, flush it all away,
Oh what fun, it is to clean, a well-used litter tray.*
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*We wish you a furry Christmas
We wish you a furry Christmas,
We wish you a furry Christmas,
We'll shed on your chairs!
Much shedding we'll bring,
On you and your kin,
We wish you a furry Christmas,
And a hairy new year.*
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*Wreck the halls and trash the holly,
Tra la la la la, la la la la,
Tis the season for such folly,
Tra la la la la, la la la la!*
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*We three cats of pedigree are,
Munchkin and Maine Coon and an Angora,
We're spraying and weeing,
And need a defleaing,
So we're hiding from our owner!*
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*Oh little pot of fresh whipped cream
How still we see you lie,
You are the stuff of feline dream
And not to top mince pies,
And on the kitchen counter top,
Is turkey freshly cooked,
Didn't mean to eat all the Christmas meat,
We only meant to look!*
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*Away in a duvet, no place like your bed,
Where little tired pusscat lays down his sweet head,
The cat bed you've made me, is all well and good,
But I prefer your duvet when the weather gets cold.*
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*HAVE A PURR-FECT HOLIDAY!

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