*gets onto his soapbox* If *I* can lose 40 lbs, than ANYONE can do it. Yes, my friend, you can lose weight, get fit and be healthier than you've ever been! But Howard, you say, I can't do that! Only muscleheads can be fit and healthy! No! You too can be jogging up stairs without panting and playing baseball without losing all your breath and you can do it within MONTHS! That's right, my friend, Months! And if you call right now, I'll throw in a weight plan.. guaranteed to help build your muscles and make you look buff. Don't delay.. get fit today! I'll give you.. the plan to success. How much will it cost you, you ask? Why, that's a good question! Other companies will sell you their secrets for the price of a near lifetime supply of their food or medical supplements or today's book of the week. We here at OneNote enterprises want to save you money wherever possible. We'll give you a fitness and weight plan not for $10.. not for $5... but for free! Yes, free! All it takes is a couple hours a day and you too will be feeling fit and healthy! So what are you waiting for? Call today!
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Re: congrats!
Date: 2002-01-09 05:59 pm (UTC)If *I* can lose 40 lbs, than ANYONE can do it.
Yes, my friend, you can lose weight, get fit and be healthier than you've ever been!
But Howard, you say, I can't do that! Only muscleheads can be fit and healthy!
No! You too can be jogging up stairs without panting and playing baseball without losing all your breath and you can do it within MONTHS!
That's right, my friend, Months!
And if you call right now, I'll throw in a weight plan.. guaranteed to help build your muscles and make you look buff.
Don't delay.. get fit today!
I'll give you.. the plan to success.
How much will it cost you, you ask? Why, that's a good question! Other companies will sell you their secrets for the price of a near lifetime supply of their food or medical supplements or today's book of the week.
We here at OneNote enterprises want to save you money wherever possible.
We'll give you a fitness and weight plan not for $10.. not for $5... but for free!
Yes, free!
All it takes is a couple hours a day and you too will be feeling fit and healthy!
So what are you waiting for? Call today!