Out of curiosity

[Poll #65848]

A Quick IQ Test

From Snark: When Online Forums Attack

Let's see if any of you can be considered smart. I'll give you four questions. You see how many you can get correct. And no cheating now :) Just answer the questions first and no cheating by using a calculator or some such. If you can't answer without a calculator, you are obviously an idiot. :)

1. You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place. What place are you in now?
( The first answer. No peeking till the end! )

2. If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
( The second answer. No peeking till the end! )

3. Alright, a quick math question. Remember, if you use a calculator, you are not only a cheat, but too stupid to be smart.
Right.
Let's start with 1000. Add 40 to that. Add another 1000.
Add 10 to that. Add 1000 again. Add 20 more. Add another 1000.
Finally, add 30 more.
What's your sum?
( The third answer. No peeking and no cheating! )

Alright, one last question in critical thinking.
Hopefully you can get this one right.
4. Marie's Mother has five daughters:
ChaCha
CheChe
ChiChi
and ChoCho
What's the name of the fifth daughter?
( The first answer. No peeking till the end! )

Well, feel free to see what the answers are now.
Hopefully you guys were able to prove yourselves as geniuses. If not, better luck next time... moron *snicker*