Amusing Myself, if no one else

(No, dustkitten, these aren't exactly the same words as the original. But this cover is better. I should get it to you :) )

One Saturday, I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead.

Punk Rock Girl, please look at me.
Punk Rock Girl, what do you see?
Let's travel round the world.
Just you and me, Punk Rock Girl

I tapped her on the shoulder and said "Do you have a bow?"
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know.

Punk Rock Girl, give me a chance
Punk Rock Girl, let's go slamdance.
We'll dress like Milton Berle
Just you and me, Punk Rock Girl

We went up towards Texas and we ordered some hot tea
The waiter "No, we only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "ANARCHY!"
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the Jukebox
It was California Dreaming
So we start screaming on such a winters day

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal.
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal!

Punk Rock Girl, it makes no sense
(Punk Rock Girl) You're daddy's the vice-president
Your dad's the Duke of Earl
Yeah, you're for me, Punk Rock Girl

Solo!
*pulls out a guitar and jams along*

We went to a shopping mall and we laughed at all the shoppers
Security Guards trailed us into a record store.
We asked for Gigi Allen.
They said "He don't work here"
I said "If you don't have Gigi Allen then we're going to burn your mall down."

We got into our car and away we started rolling.
I said "how much did you pay for this?"
She said 'Nothing, man, it's stolen."

Punk Rock Girl, you look so wild
Punk Rock Girl, let's have a child.
We'll name her Minnie Peal
Just you and Me...
Eat Fudge Banana Swirl.
Just You And Me
We'll travel around the world
Just you and me, Punk Rock Giiiiiiiiiiiirl