Randomness

[hkellick]

I have a question!

Professor Trivial, wherever you may be.

If you put the lime in the coconut and drink them both up whilst playing "New York City" on a banjo in the same room as a recently transmogrified and sadly soon to be doomed to a sudden plunge in a random planteoid atmopshere sperm whale who happens to have just eaten a portion of the original Apple Pi (or iPi if you like) and also a 2.5 dimensional bunny rabbit with a penchant for mischief who just happens to be singing the Aria from an alternate dimension's version of "The Janitor of Seville" while doing the electric boogaloo on a 10 foot by 10 foot twister board, can I achieve universal chaos? Or am I missing something?

Thank you,

Your admirer,
Me

Comments

[soreth.livejournal.com]

Dude. Universal chaos already is. Otherwise, good try - but you have too many elements present, they'll cancel each other out. Get rid of the bunny and see what happens. If it doesn't, try a duck with a lisp. If it does, consider trying a duck with a lisp. If at all possible, involve a wombat. Wombats are silly, and even if things go Horribly Wrong, you can still laugh at the wombat.

All I have to say is...

[sisterred.livejournal.com]

I wonder if it will be friends with me