Sophie would post about how I'm a mean mommy and refuse to get her fuzzy ball out from under the dusty, dirty recesses of my dresser. She has 25 fuzzy balls scattered around the house, but she's obsessing over this particular green one.
Charles, the Alley Cat: Everyone's out to get me, I swear.
*a leaf falls to the ground*
Ack! Falling things! Noise! Run away!
Emily: Why won't these humans just leave me alone? They're good for food, and occasionally company... well, perhaps just company. They give me the same old thing for food every day. Anymore, I turn my nose at it and go hunt my own. Useless, those humans!
Blue: *zzzzzz...* Huh? Oh, I'm awake. Time for the humans to pet me. Ohhh, that feels good. *curls up on the nearest human and goes back to sleep*
She'd probably post about how we don't feed her promptly, are always chasing her out of chairs, and brought this squealing, squalling THING home that takes all our attention away from her. She'd be a total drama queen.
Epiphany: Ooo, Mommy's home! *roll on floor* I love my mommy! Mommy mommy mommy a bird pooped on the window I wanna get it! Oooo, Mommy's out of my shower. Must investigate the dripping water. Hey, I got wet! Mommy, why am I wet? *roll roll roll* I love my mommy!
Mystery: I'll just sit here in the window. It's quite pleasant out there. Oh look, there is food in my dish. I like my food. Ooo, look, it's a brush! Brush me! *purr purr meow purr* I'm just trying to hide here in the shower, why does the plastic thing keep trying to hit me? Oh, that's just that other, weird little cat. Oh look, no one's home! *drops all sense of dignity* *rolls belly-up on ground* Much cooler this way...
Gershwin: All right it's 5:00 in the morning all cats asemble arm yourselves and...BEGIN. Come on LOUDER we need to wake him....Yeaa its Breakfast tome....Run,Run,Run.. Yea Grandma is her its time for my snack and rubby dubbey. I got her rapped around my little paw. Dinner time!!! Mommy I know its midnight but I want a ruby dubby. You cant ignore me.
Baby: I wonder where my mouse is. I think I lost it in the...Where am I? Ooooooo...NAP TIME!!! Grandma found my mouse come on throw it...throw..YEA ill get it..>RUN RUN RUN RUN. Here throw it again. Yea...RUN RUN RUN RUN
Zeus: Josh Im lonely give me some pets. Hey dont throw me off the bed. HA I won. OOOOOOOO thats the spot. God I love it. Im in kitty heaven. Im not gonna even try and eat with those two bullys throwing me off. Besides I dont want to be as fat as that jerk Gershwin.
Polly: Mom is so mean. I saw a 2 inch yellow and black bug crawling on the window. I wanted it. I crawled up on the back of the chair to get closer and to plot its demise. Then mom saw what I was stalking and grabbed me and my sister and locked us in the bathroom. MEANIE! By the time she let us out the bug had gotten away, or she killed it all for herself...not fair...I'm the one that found it.
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Date: 2005-05-27 10:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-27 10:49 pm (UTC)Everyone's out to get me, I swear.
*a leaf falls to the ground*
Ack! Falling things! Noise! Run away!
Emily:
Why won't these humans just leave me alone? They're good for food, and occasionally company... well, perhaps just company. They give me the same old thing for food every day. Anymore, I turn my nose at it and go hunt my own. Useless, those humans!
Blue:
*zzzzzz...*
Huh? Oh, I'm awake. Time for the humans to pet me.
Ohhh, that feels good.
*curls up on the nearest human and goes back to sleep*
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Date: 2005-05-28 12:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-28 12:29 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2005-05-28 12:31 am (UTC)Ooo, Mommy's home! *roll on floor* I love my mommy!
Mommy mommy mommy a bird pooped on the window I wanna get it!
Oooo, Mommy's out of my shower. Must investigate the dripping water. Hey, I got wet! Mommy, why am I wet?
*roll roll roll* I love my mommy!
Mystery:
I'll just sit here in the window. It's quite pleasant out there.
Oh look, there is food in my dish. I like my food. Ooo, look, it's a brush! Brush me! *purr purr meow purr*
I'm just trying to hide here in the shower, why does the plastic thing keep trying to hit me? Oh, that's just that other, weird little cat.
Oh look, no one's home! *drops all sense of dignity* *rolls belly-up on ground* Much cooler this way...
Kitty Klach
Date: 2005-05-28 02:34 am (UTC)All right it's 5:00 in the morning all cats asemble arm yourselves and...BEGIN. Come on LOUDER we need to wake him....Yeaa its Breakfast tome....Run,Run,Run..
Yea Grandma is her its time for my snack and rubby dubbey. I got her rapped around my little paw.
Dinner time!!!
Mommy I know its midnight but I want a ruby dubby. You cant ignore me.
Baby:
I wonder where my mouse is. I think I lost it in the...Where am I?
Ooooooo...NAP TIME!!!
Grandma found my mouse come on throw it...throw..YEA ill get it..>RUN RUN RUN RUN. Here throw it again. Yea...RUN RUN RUN RUN
Zeus:
Josh Im lonely give me some pets. Hey dont throw me off the bed. HA I won. OOOOOOOO thats the spot. God I love it. Im in kitty heaven.
Im not gonna even try and eat with those two bullys throwing me off. Besides I dont want to be as fat as that jerk Gershwin.
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Date: 2005-05-28 03:27 am (UTC)