The Down is Down

[hkellick]

Parody of Bruce Springsteen's "I'm Going Down"
Parody by Bob Rivers

I get a Bear when I'm clicking my mouse
But now I hate to see that ticker coming round.
I go to check the Dow and NASDAQ, Baby.
They're dropping points like Jenny Craig dropping pounds.
Well, they say unemployment's not on the rise
But Cisco just laid off a thousand jobs

It's going Down Down Down Down
Dow Jones is Down Down Down Down
NASDAQ is Down Down Down Down
Everything's Down Down Down Down

I used to have an ESTEP(?) baby,
But now my golden years are all endowed.
I remember when the 90s started.
My stock would split each time the sun come out.
Well, I would daytrade and dabble in margin
My portfolio was looking styled
Well, I used to love that Alan Greenspan
But lately every time he speaks he's just a prophet of..

The Dow Jones Down Down
It's going Down Down Down Down
It won't rebound bound bound bound
It's staying Down Down Down Down

The Dow is Down Down Down Down
The NASDAQ's Down Down Down Down
Greenspan's a clown clown clown clown
My stocks are Down. Hey, how about that deep down down?

The Dow is Down Down Down Down
My stocks are Down. Hey, how about that deep down down?
My value's Down Down Down Down
The Market's Down Down Down Down