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My apologies (NOT!) to Bob Rivers whom I stole the idea from
*gets out the traditional christmas tune instruments*
Ready? Sing it with me fellas!

The 1st Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Is Selling those Christmas Trees

The 2nd Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Radio DJ
and Selling those Christmas Trees

The 3rd Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Bartender
Radio DJ
and Selling those Christmas Trees

The 4th Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Making Christmas Cards
Bartender
Radio DJ
and Selling those Christmas Trees

The 5th Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Mall Santa Clause!!
Making Christmas Cards
Bartender
Playing Christmas Carols!
and Selling those Christmas Trees

The 6th Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Marriage Counselour
Mall Santa Clause!!
Oh, I'm so sick of Christmas Cards!
Bartender
God damned Rudolph!
and Selling those Christmas Trees

The 7th Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Salvation Army
Marriage Counselour
Mall Santa Clause!!
Oh, not more Christmas Cards!
Cleaning up the Egg Nog
Greensleeves isn't even a christmas song!
and Selling those Christmas Trees

The 8th Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Selling Toys to Children
Come on, give a dollar?
I don't CARE about your in laws!
Mall Santa Clause!!
Who the hell sends out all these things?
No, you can't have any free beer!
Manger AGAIN?!?!?!
and Selling those Christmas Trees

The 9th Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Parking Lot Attendant
We don't HAVE any more Tickle-Me-Elmos!
It's for a good cause!
Can't you freaks BEHAVE FOR ONE DAY?
Mall Santa Clause!!
You just throw the damn things away ANYWAYS
Puke that way, please
Can't we play some REAL music now?
and Selling those Christmas Trees

The 10th Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Seasonal Display Attendant
No, you can't park here.
Can't someone staple their mouths shut?
Come on. Tis the season!
Maybe your Crazy Uncle SHOULD shoot you
Mall Santa Clause!!
It's not like anyone really cares about my work
No, I'm not your Marriage Counselor
12 Drugs of Christmas?!?!
and Selling those Christmas Trees

The 11th Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Head Caroller
Kids, Rudolph isn't a toy.
Sorry, sir, no parking zone.
Oh, shut up!
What about goodwill towards men?
Oh, shut up!
Mall Santa Clause!!
Here's your damned cards
Egg Nog and Rummy?
Only a few more days...
and Selling those Christmas Trees

The 12th Job at Christmas that I would hate to be
Returns Sales Clerk
You're totally out of tune, John
No.. get away from.. ARGH!
Two cars can NOT fit in one space!
No, don't eat that!
Yeah Ho Ho Ho to you too, scrooge
Then why don't you NOT go to mom's for christmas?
Mall Santa Clause!!
At least recycle them.
Out you go. We're closed.
Fuck this. Let's put on some Ozzy.
and Selling those Christmas Trees

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Bob Rivers - The 12 Pains Of Christmas

Ugh! God damned sadistic bastard of a Math Teacher.
It shouldn't TAKE 8 or 9 hours to do any god damned homework... whether I'm a Grad Student or not. =P
Oh well.. at least THAT one's done. =P

OK... so y'all have been pestering and pleeping. How was Harry Potter, you ask? Well, I'll tell ya!
To be perfectly frank, I was a little disappointed with it. Don't take that the wrong way... I love the book! I've read it many times... the problem is.. Hollywood has yet to make a good movie out of a good book. And this is no exception. For someone like me who had read the book and loves it so much, it can't compare.
As a movie, it IS good.. the special effects are cool and the quidditch scene ROCKS! but... I can sit there and tell when the movie moves away from the book script or smoothes over important bits. I mean... it IS an over 2 hour movie.. but I'd rather see a 4 hr made for TV movie that's dead on then a big screen ADAPTION.

That's just me, tho

Can't say there's alot to mention today... I've spent most of the day bottled in the basement doing math homework and getting crankier and crankier about it. It is now finished but it took me like.. 8 or 9 hours!

I, do, however, leave you with a quote of the day (Thanks to CrackBOT.. the new ChaoticMUX toy) and a pointless poll...

I am Gonorrhea. Love me.

Take the Affliction Test Today!

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Quote of the Day
You paged CrackBOT with 'how many ways ARE there to do Ordinary Differential Equations.. and why should I CARE?'.
CrackBOT pages: t V u H t A s S F h U p.
You paged CrackBOT with 'how many ways ARE there to do Ordinary Differential Equations.. and why should I CARE?'.
CrackBOT pages: l m l x k.
You paged CrackBOT with 'how many ways ARE there to do Ordinary Differential Equations.. and why should I CARE?'.
CrackBOT pages: n am B T.
You page CrackBOT with "w t f?"
CrackBOT pages: hehehehe

Current Mood: exhausted
Current Music: Bob Rivers - I Wanna Be Enlisted

Well, as promised, I said I'd post my average weight and I shall.
Are you ready?
You sure?
OK, then!
Drumroll please!
*drumroll*
And my current average weight is...
are you sure you want to hear this?
What do you MEAN "Get on with already!"
Well FINE THEN!
*ahem*
And my current average weight is..
AH-CHOO!
Damn dust.
Never anyone around here to clean up these sort of things.
Well *I* don't know why there's a pile of dust over there!
Fine, I *AM* getting on with it!
And my current average weight is... 277 lbs!
There, see? Isn't that special?
Good, then!

In other news, Merlin (the new kitten) is an adorable little dork. As dorky as they come, is Merlin. And a little purr-factory to boot! I hope he isn't TOO lonely up in Josh's room all by his lonesome.
Poor kitty :(

Current Mood: dorky
Current Music: Cake - Daria

So, I'm raining in new games. I got one for my birthday (Stupid Invaders, a present from Kareila) and I got two yesterday for myself (Settlers IV and Traffic Giant).
Stupid Invaders is lots of fun.. it's like Monkey Island but with five really stupid aliens.. also you can "die" so you need to save often. Unfortunately, I'm having problems between the sound and the video (the sound never seems to match the video and then the sound will start to skip) and with all the video clips, that's real annoying.
I haven't played Settlers IV yet.. but it LOOKS really cool.
Traffic Giant is cool. it's basically... here's a prebuilt city. It has places to work, places to shop, places to relax and places to lives. You need to work out a mass transit system for that city. It's a REALLY COOL idea and I plan to play the game some more when I get home.

August Unlimited is out! Yay! :) It's mostly live stuff with some never before head stuff.. it's pretty cool and I'm happy to have new TMBG. :)

*amusing quote*
[OOC] (I am Tetsuo!) Lain says, "I LIKE SOCKS!!"
[OOC] (I am the GM) LITE says, "SO DO I!"
[OOC] (I am Tetsuo!) Lain says, "Liah!"
[OOC] (I am the GM) LITE says, "WE ARE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! BE MY BRIDE!"
[OOC] (I am Tetsuo!) Lain says, "Nevah!"
[OOC] (I am the GM) LITE sobs
[OOC] (I am the GM) LITE says, "THEN I MUST COMMITT HARI KARI!"
[OOC] (I am the GM) LITE attempts to kill himself but manages only to slice his head off.
[OOC] (I am Tetsuo!) Lain says, "How on earth do you manage to do that?"
[OOC] (I am Tetsuo!) Lain says, "Hara kari is... self-disembowelment. c.c"
[OOC] (I am the GM) LITE is terribly bad at it

So.. not much else going on in my life. I'll just post this, then.

Current Mood: amused
Current Music: They Might Be Giants - Statue Got Me High (Live from August

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